II Chronicles 7:14

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Underwear Heaven

***Attention all male readers. This post is for women only. If you insist on reading on...then you will be obligated to go out and buy your wife a pair of these panties!

These are the worlds greatest undies! Super, super comfy and totally seamless. They don't "ride up" or roll down under your baby-belly when you bend over. They are honestly, truely just like not having anything on...but better because you do. They come in several different colors (my favorite is sheer pink & black). They are the ultimate undies because you can wear them under anything, even body-skimming clothes and they won't show. If you wear thongs (which I'm sure none of you God-fearing Christian women do) but if, heaven-forbid, you do wear them, like I do...then you know what I mean when I say they don't cut into your skin giving you a butt completley seperate from your back. GROSS! Haven't you ever seen those girls who try to wear a skirt or something and you can see this awful line around their middle where the back of their underwear is WAY too tight? Nas-Tee!! Anyway, I also like these particular ones because it's not a teensy peice of floss in the back either...but the fabric is so smooth and thin...you never notice it's there. They're wonderful, really. I mean...look, I had to do a whole post on just them! Try them, I promise they'll become your favorites!

They are: GapBody Ultra Low Ultra Smooth Thong. You can also get them in Ultra Low Ultra Smooth Cheeky (which covers the majority of your booty).


Logziella said...

You are TOO funny!...but it worked...I want to go buy some!!!!

HA! :0)

Amos said...

Does that body come with it when you purchase them?

Logziella said...

Oh Amos! You already HAVE that body!!!:0)

kc said...

I cracked up when reading this. You are the only friend I know who can do a whole post on underwear! haha :) I loved it!
I actually saw a pair kind of like this at Dillards and just almost bought them. I had to buy a lot of other things though, and decided not to splurge on them afterall. But now I wish I had.

tori said...

hmm i would like a body like that too to go with the panites. ha ha
you, me, WE need to get together sometime for another trip to the mall... talk with you soon.