II Chronicles 7:14

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Sunday, April 30, 2006


Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible?
Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?
Why do doctors call what they do practice? Shouldn't they be good at it by now?
Why does cleave mean both to adhere and separate?
If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?
If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented?
Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Is there another word for synonym?
If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan?
If you hate all prejudice people, are you a hypoocrite?
Why do they call them apartments, when they're all together?
Why do they use artificial lemon juice in bottled lemon juice and use real lemon juice in dish soap?
Why are boxing rings square?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
Why do you always find things in the last place you looked?
If I dreamed of being chased by a giant squirrel would that make me a nut?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they are finished Why isn't it a built?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
Why do banks charge you a "insufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How come there aren't B batteries?
If crime doesn't pay does that mean that my job is a crime?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping their behinds?
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why bother practice?
Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there?
Why does the arcade game "Donkey Kong" have a monkey? Why isn't it called Monkey Kong?
If a rabbit's foot was actually lucky, wouldn't it still be attached to the rabbit's leg?
Why do you put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why are they stairs inside but steps outside?
Why does pizza come in a square box?
Why are feet smelly and noses runny?
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
Why do you call an open door ajar?
Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?