II Chronicles 7:14

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

You know you live in a redneck town when...

..you overhear the guy at the table next to you at the local pizzeria say to his son, "Come o're here boy and lemme clean that dirt out from unner yer nails with these hur clippers wall we wait fur our pizza."
And then he really did it! He proceeded to use a pair of monstrous clippers to dig the gunk out his kids nails over the table they were about to eat their dinner off of.
I just had to shake my head and think "you know you're a redneck when..."
I guess I should count my blessings, at least he didn't try to do his toenails right then too!


Amos said...

Oh Nasty!!!!! LOL.

Kuckie said...


Love the new look, by the way! Very sassy!!!

3 Bay B Chicks said...

Holy moly! That would have turned my stomach completely. Ugh.

So, I must know, where in the world is this redneck town? Maybe you could just hint at the state. Even that would be entertaining!


KC said...

let me guess...were you in the town, where we used to work together? LOL!!!!

Tammy said...

I think I have a little puke in my mouth now. Thanks, Jen.