II Chronicles 7:14

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Ring*** Ring***

Me: Hello?

Yes, hi. This is your new bikini calling. I just wanted to check in with you and make sure you remember that I'm still in here in your closet where you stashed me more than a month ago. I have yet to be worn. You do realize that my big day is coming, don't you?

Me: Swimsuits have a "day?"

Oh yes, it's most commonly referred to as Memorial Day, though we like to think of it as our first unveiling--the day all the public water parks open and we get to see our first rays of sun.

Me: Ohhhh...ya...that day. Uh, well, I'm not quite ready for you yet.

Alrighty then, just don't forget what a fortune you paid for me. I do expect to not only be worn...but to look good, so please, get busy doing whatever you need to, to be ready for me.

Me: {sigh} I'm workin' on it...

Hey you...your swimsuit is calling.....


Jen said...

I know, I'm a dork. What can I say...this is the crazy stuff I think up while I'm in the shower. And I SOO didn't have time to take this picture and post this...but oh well...dinner can wait, right. :o)

Unknown said...

very cute - swimsuit and dialog ;)

unfortunately, or maybe i should say fortunately!, our northern swimsuits will have to wait a bit longer for the unveiling!!

tori said...

you're too cute. i just love reading your posts. i wish that i had the body to wear a swimsuit like that. i hate my belly though.... you're looking great!!!!!

love you!

KC said...

Hahahaaa! Girlfriend, this is why I love you so much..I never know what to expect next! I was cracking up laughing! That is oh so true. But where in the world do you come up with this stuff?! You are hilarious my friend. I needed a good laugh today, and you always know how to make me smile! Luf ya! :)

Amos said...

You are too funny. Do I need to be worried that you are having a conversation with your swimsuit? hehe, not. You are looking quite fabulous and will when that bikini goes on too. Keep up the great work.

Kate said...

can you believe that's next weekend already?! yikes!

Logzie said...

That's not what my swimsuit says...mine is more like:

"Please NO!!!!!" LOL!!

Just kidding!

That was very clever!!

Jed & Carrie Sowell said...

You're hilarious! And you're going to look amazing on Memorial Day weekend. Are you guys going anywhere? We'll be at Grand Lake all weekend breaking in some new sea do's my dad bought. I should just have so much fun since I have 2 small kids that can't go and we don't have a boat!! :-)