II Chronicles 7:14

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Motherhood is...

Finding out that your daughter used BUBBLE GUM to post all her art work up on the walls!

Finding eaten-up peices of nerf darts in your dogs BM!

Dipping spiderman underwear up and down in the toilet to try to release the turd that is adhered to them!

Picking up your 7 pound dog to find that your son has attached a heavy pad-lock to her collar. Who knows how long that poor puppy has been hauling that thing around on her neck!

Finding a 2-week old baggie of grapes in your daughter's sleep-over bag!

Opening a coffee can in your sons room to discover a gigantic LIVE frog inside!

(and that's all in just one morning!!)


Kate said...

rotflmbo! sorry. that is too funny!

remember to share all this w/ Matt when he gets home :)

Amiee said...

Wow that is one busy morning. Happy Monday!

Amos said...

Yep, I'm with Kate rotflmbo. It is good to laugh at it, because otherwise we mothers would be cryin all the time.

Rock Chef said...

Yep, you don't know you were born until you have kids!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh! The joy of being a grandparent. Reading about what your grandchildren have been up to and remembering what she was like when she was their age and thinking one day she will be a MOM.

Rene' said...

that is so funny! what a great day! LOL I truly did LOL-Dan was like, what are u reading?!