II Chronicles 7:14

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

EterniTan

EterniTan-the amazing new pill which causes your body to naturally produce more melanin for an amazing summer tan all year long! You simply take one pill every morning with an 8 oz. glass of water. Gradually, the amount of melanin your body produces will increase and you will start to see your tan appear. For a darker, richer tan, take 2 per day, but no more than 4 in any 24 hour period. EterniTan-For a completely organic, natural, beautiful tan that will last eternally! Sold NOWHERE in stores near you.
Yah. But wouldn't that be SO COOL?
Why hasn't anyone invented something yet that is safe, healthy and that will turn you tan FOREVER? We have laser eye surgery, laser hair removal, laser skin correction....can't we get laser lifetime tans or something? I mean, I'm no rocket scientist or anything...but certainly this would be a sure ticket into millionaireville...

4 comments:

Chief Rock Chef said...

Sounds like being a flamingo, which are pink because of what they eat!

Demi Eliese said...

Ah man..I was getting all excited thinking it was a real product..what a letdown..lol.

KC said...

There actually is a product out there, similar to this. I tried it once..but never really noticed a big difference. (I'm a sucker, I'll try anything once! LOL!)

Miss Got Wings said...

I'd be afraid of anything going into my body that would produce those results. Best to stick to good ol' sunshine.