II Chronicles 7:14

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Blonde Joke

***Disclaimer***I have nothing against blondes and when it comes to being air-headed, I don't have a lot of room to talk. I swear these blonde streaks in my hair seep through to my brain sometimes! ha ha So anyway, if you are blonde, and you are reading this, I hope you #1 think it is funny and #2 "get it" quicker than I did! ha ha

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."