This one's for the girls.........

Here are a couple of cute quotes I heard recently...

"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."

"The phrase "working mother" is redundant."

"Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."