My "Tingle" tanning experience...my buns are burnin'

Okay, if you are not a person who "fake-bakes" then you will definitely not know what I am talking about here...but if you are, then you have probably been introduced to what is commonly referred to in the tanning bed biz as tingle-lotion. You start by rubbing it all over your body just before tanning and you take a minute to enjoy the terrific tropical scent. THEN, about midway through your relaxing tan, you will start to wonder if you have just stepped into the fiery furnace. All of a sudden, it feels as if your body is being lit on fire and you have just gotten the worst sunburn of your life. At this point, you will probably rush to get out of the bed and run over to the mirror and to your horror, you will find that your body has now become a dark maroon color. Thankfully the extreme heat and redness only last for about an hour and then you are left with a really great tan. In any case, if you haven't used this kind of lotion yet, let this serve as your WARNING that you will hate it and no amount of tan is worth this miserable feeling. As for me, I am probably going to use it a couple more times because I paid $7.25 for a sample of this lotion called Smolder (hmmm....how appropriate) and I WILL NOT let my money go to waste---even if it does remind me of why I don't want to go to hell everytime I use it!
goodnight!